uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

watchthe-waves:

If you touch my butt while we kiss then you win at life

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’