uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

watchthe-waves:

If you touch my butt while we kiss then you win at life

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

rebagled:

taking a picture and not knowing the flash is on

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bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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